my intention for this blog is to have a place to record and remember my many adventures of 2012...but why not take advantage of it and ramble on about other things too... and what am i best at rambling about? things that really p*** me off! its a great way to de stress... and its just plain fun...
-i hate when you go into a store/restaurant ect and the person working is rude to you. You're being paid to be here so slap a fake smile on your face and be polite. It's going to be pretty hard to explain to someone at a job interview that you were fired from your last job for being rude to the customers... good luck.
-i hate that men don't understand women at all. I love coffee and I always drink my coffee double double or with double double creamer if i make it at home. Yes i know thats more so a cup of fat than coffee but I'm going to continue to drink it regardless. Anyway so this morning I realize I'm out of cream and then I was texting with Adam and told him I was out of cream :( and he replied 'use milk'. No. Like just, no. They don't get it.
-i hate when people spell out their ridiculously easy last names and then it causes your brain to doubt what they spelt because you assume they wouldn't spell something that simple.... for example: 'my name is dave brown b-r-o-w-n' 'bro... wait what?' great now I look like a moron. Thanks alot Dave.
-this just came up while writing my last pet peeve... I hate that the Canadian and American version of English is different! I wrote 'spelt' and I am 100% sure it is correct.. (i also googled it to make sure [there it goes again underlining 'googled'.. i'm pretty sure by now they use 'googled' in school!]), but this damn program has underlined it in that awfully offensive red squiggly line! Well too bad blogger, i'm a Canadian and its staying there so take your red line and shove it.
-i hate air dryers in public washrooms. I do not appreciate having to stick my hands under something that recirculates the dirty urine filled air floating around the bathroom. It's bad enough that I have to breathe in there. Get some damn paper towels!
-i hate that public washrooms are either dirty or there's no toilet paper. Hire someone. And speaking of public washrooms, I hate people that don't flush. How would you like it if i came over to your house, deficated your toilet and then left it there. (That's disgusting and I solemnly swear to never do that).
-i hate that their are fees to use your own debit card. I pay $13.95 a month to be able to spend my OWN money.. how ironic. Jerks
-i hate that my dog thinks its necessary to bite whichever part of me she can get ahold of. No matter what I'm doing! walking, she goes for the calf or the ankle, sitting she goes for the toes, snuggling, she decides shes sick of it and goes for the chin... monday HURRY UP!
-i have to drive to work today in a complete and utter blizzard.. that definitely isn't my cup of tea.. i hate snow, its cold, its wet, its completely inconvenient, its the time when Ava wants to play outside for endless amounts of time (yet on nice sunny days she just sits until we let her go back inside). And not to mention the fact that it is a total death trap.
-i hate girls that wear make-up to the gym. Its the gym... you're supposed to sweat! I think you will look worse with raccoon eyes than if you go au naturel today! also with my obviously biased Esthetician point of view- do you have ANY idea what you're doing to your pores! go home and wash your face. stupid. I go to the gym looking like a zombie.. my hair pulled back so tight there's a possibility if i sneeze my eyes will pop out of their sockets.. i have NO makeup on and thanks to my darling mother (love you if you ever read this) my eyelashes and eyebrows are so blonde they cannot be seen without makeup (thank god for tinting).. and i sweat like a pig... but i don't care, and i don't care who sees me because yes if i happen to see that totally gorg guy from the grocery store I'm going to be embarrassed, but then when I see him later at the bar trust me he will completely forget how bad I looked this morning at the gym. So come on ladies, wash your damn face. no makeup is much sexier than acne.
-well speaking of acne... i hate girls that think the more makeup you put on the quicker you will hide your acne. no. not true. not true at all. First off, we can tell that you have a clump of the wrong colour of concealer under your foundation and thus have a breakout. Secondly you're never gonna let that sucker heal with all that toxic makeup clogging it up (don't get me wrong I love makeup, I wear makeup and I don't leave the house without at least some sort of makeup with me) but I know better than to pile makeup on to my zits! I think that instead of rambling about this i shall just blog about my advice from my beauty tech point of view...
-i hate when that song you've wanted to hear all day finally comes on the radio, and you pull up to where you're going. Sure you could just sit in the car and wait for it to finish, but its never the same.
-i hate chipped nail polish. take care of it or take it off. Meet Shellac :)
-i hate when your skinny friends tell you they feel so fat today. I'd kill to fit in your jeans.
-i hate that apartments don't come with cable. Like why would we all pay for the same
thing when we can just get some splitters going in here... If you want satellite that's fine go for it, but basic cable? come on now..
-i hate that when you have to be up early you can't sleep and when you get to sleep in you can't sleep. Great, now I'm always tired!
-i hate Facebook. Don't get me wrong I have Facebook and I probably check it 45 times a day... which is EXACTLY why I hate it. What a waste of time... there's literally nothing on there that I need to know... and it usually just leaves you thinking why did I waste all that time on there, or shit I'm late for work!
-i hate when people are late. Like don't you have a cell phone or a clock in your car? Why do you have to be late. If it takes you 10 minutes to get somewhere, leave at LEAST 10 minutes before you're supposed to be there. I have clients who will show up late and then say 'I don't know why I'm late, i left the office right at 10:30(which is when their appt is, and I'm not conveniently located within their office).. Really, you don't know why you're late...
-contrary to my prior hate statement... I hate when people are ridiculously early. Because chances are your last client was late and now you've got yourself so tight for time and sally shows up 25 minutes early and you feel like your an inconvenience to her when she has to wait for you. Fix your damn watch.
